Dragon Art. Meet some neat dragons on a more personal basis! Meet
the sky dragon, the munch dragon, the beer dragon, the ex-wife dragon and more!

The Great Sky Dragon

Here he comes across the sky, casting his great shadow
His talons ready to clutch his prey as it grazes in the meadow
He's the Cadillac of dragons, with horns upon his hood
Enough to make a Texan proud if any dragon could

He's swift, he's shure, he never misses
He'll smother you with dragon kisses
You can bet that he's a thinking, you'd make a tasty lunch
And when he puts the snatch on you, you'll hear yourself go crunch!

The Munch Dragon

Come and meet my "Munch Dragon"
He's never very dull
You'll find him sitting on a rock
Munching on a skull

It seems he's always hungry
Don't ever draw too near
He might reach out and grab you
And munch upon your ear

If you meet him on the road
You'd better climb a tree
And hide there in the foliage
Else he'll munch upon your knee

Yes always keep your distance
And always mind your place
'Cause if you are not careful
He'll munch upon your face

The Fan Dragon

Have you ever seen my "Fan Dragon?"
She's one of the chorus girls
She bumps and grinds upon the stage
And lets her wings unfurl

She doesn't wear much makeup
And her eyelashes do not curl
But to all the rowdy dragon studs
She's a pretty sexy girl

She really draws attention
Whenever she does her stuff
The competition gets really hot
And sometimes rather rough

There's a million stage door johnnies
To court her with roses red
It's all my poor Fannie can do
Just to sleep in her own bed

Tipsy- The Beer Dragon

There is a drunken dragon
A hiding in the mist
Waiting there to snatch your beer
And nibble on your wrist

He always likes to wash you down
With a cool one or maybe two
And often we will find him
Passed out in the morning dew

He often wakes up red-eyed
After going on a binge
But he just stairs and picks his teeth
It's enough to make you cringe

Yes, he gets rather thirsty
When he dines on one like you
But not to worry mate
He'll just have another brew

The Ex-Wife Dragon

This is Millie- the ex-wife dragon
She's waiting on your doorstep
You always wonder how she knows
When you receive your paycheck

She's crouching in the shadows
Wound up tight and ready to spring
She'll turn out all your pockets
And won't even leave the change

She's really quite vindictive
And always holds a grudge
Anything she gets on you
She'll tell it to the judge

Better watch out when you're in court
She's hiding in the foyer
Give her even half a chance and
She'll run off with your own lawyer

Laurence, the Lady's Dragon

Laurence, the Lady's Dragon
Is the perfect woman's pet
There's nothing to compare him with
At least we ain't found it yet

He's the last word in luxury
And sure beats a furry pooch
But when he gets his paws on them
They'll do the hoochie-cooch

He's oh so warm and cuddly
At home with many a dove
He'll give his mistress lots of joy
And tons of dragon love

He makes his ladies happy
He'll play with them a bunch
But if they are not careful
He'll eat them up for lunch

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