Pickup girls. This is a serious article about getting more dates and picking up attractive sex partners wherever you might find them. The idea is to get laid. Pickup women! Everywhere you go, there are attractive partners waiting for you, though mostly, they just don't know it yet. Somewhere down below, sex is on everyone's mind! Pickup ladies! Right! you find them in the damnedest places. Pickup bitches! Imagine getting up early on a Sunday morning and going downtown to one of the big general stores like Wall*Mart or K-Mart to buy your weekly ration of consumables before they get too busy. Getting laid isn't even on your mind this early in the day. You are just doing chores.

It's flu season, so you stop in the pharmacy section to buy some store-brand antihistamines and start looking at the available options. So while you are busy checking out those offerings, up walks a good-looking babe who starts doing the same thing. She says, "There are so many choices, I don't know which one to buy." Now, there is an opportunity made in heaven. Make the choice for her! Are you up to taking advantage of the situation?

This happened to me, and I perked right up! Thinking fast, I asked her, " Do you have the flu or are your sinuses bothering you?" She answered, "My sinuses are driving me wild." Well, I just happened to have a box of Sinus tablets in my hand, which I knew from experience worked well for me. I said, "Here, these work for me, so unless you know something better, why don't you try them." I handed her the box, and she took them, saying, "Thanks." We were both smiling at each other, so I answered, "You are welcome, but it's too nice of a day to set around blowing our noses. I've got an idea, why don't you and I grab some breakfast and then see what the day brings? Some sun would probably do us both good! My name is Nate."

She looked at me as someone would when caught off guard and said, Well, I have things I need to do today." "Oh, come on," I said, "It will be fun. What's your name?" "I'm Rosie, Glad to meet you, Nate, and I suppose some breakfast couldn't hurt." "Good!" said I, and she was...

Pickup Lines work! No pickup lines, no pussy! Ever find yourself standing in a line or belly up to the bar next to a desirable potential partner? Did you want them? Did they make you hot? Did you ever walk into a room and spot a potential partner that really turned you on? You bet you have! Well, why didn't you get busy and pick them up? Were you too self- conscious, afraid, embarrassed, timid, not good enough, shy, or just plain tongue-tied? Bullshit! It doesn't matter whether you are male, female, gay or lesbian. "If you don't try, you don't fly!" People are social animals! Yes, that's right, all of them! Get it through your thick head that everyone wants to get laid. They want some pussy, some cock or whatever turns their crank! Even that pretty sweet baby right near you who just lit your sexual fire and sent your mind to fantasy central has hidden desires, floating around somewhere down in her libido. Who knows, if you handle it right, those desires might include you! Why do I say "sexual fire?" Well, there ain't been no days lately that any normal, rational-thinking person ever tried to pick up a partner for very many other reasons. That, me buccos, is "Natural Selection" in action!

So what held you back? Females are just as hot and wanton as males. Nature sees to that! Eighteen to eighty, knock-kneed, bow-legged or crazy, everyone needs to get laid. If you think just because someone is handsome or pretty they are unattainable, you are either ignorant, naive, or just plain not thinking right. It would be well to remember that. I've seen beautiful babes hanging onto guys who were just plain butt-ugly and the other way around. The same holds true for gays and lesbians. I know it doesn't make sense, but you see it all the time. Maybe it's the pheromones. But one thing sure, one of them had to start the ball rolling.

The same thing goes for married people. They can become sexually bored with their spouse after a while, and very often, they can be had for the asking. So, should the opportunity present itself, don't be afraid to talk a little trash to a prize specimen. You could find yourself very much appreciated and soundly fucked. You bet! One spouse or the other gets all involved with their career, school or whatever and just no longer has the time or is too stupid to satisfy their mate as they should. That's where you come in. As the piper said, "Just start easy so you don't offend them or otherwise run them off, then gradually turn up the heat." It happens all the time!

Now the truth is that most people are pretty bashful when it comes to walking up cold turkey to another person and chatting them up from a dead stop. Too bad! Those people who fear rejection just don't get laid very often. Don't fear rejection! That is the first rule taught to sales people. Rejection means nothing as there are different strokes for different folks. Certain people are attracted to certain other types of people, and that is the way it is. If you are not a person's type, then you are not their type. So what? There are plenty of fish in the sea to whom you are the correct type. Yes, you are the correct type for more people than you can deal with, so don't worry about it. Put the law of numbers to work for you and get laid! Right! I mean, who is going to shoot you for just talking to an attractive person and telling them how striking you think they are? The first amendment of the constitution guarantees you the right of free speech, and if you think someone is just peachy-keen and lovely, you have the right to tell them how you feel. It's just that easy. Tell enough people how wonderful you think they are, and some of them will gravitate to you in a big way. Just start easy and slowly, little by little, turn up the heat until they either drag you into bed or break and run. Odds are that one out of five will go for the idea. Play the odds! However, you must take the trouble to place yourself in a position where you increase the odds of meeting the sort of people you want to attract.

Now this business of picking up potential partners is serious business, and it gets more serious the longer you remain alone and horny. Your natural sexual urges will build up over time until desperation sets in, and you just have to do something about it. That means you gotta start thinking about the situation, plotting and planning about what you are going to say and do the next time the opportunity arises which could be any minute. That potential partner that you find so mouthwateringly attractive, might have been alone and unfulfilled just long enough to be ready, ripe and there you are. Yes, there is something to be said for being in the right place at the right time. Don't kid yourself, there is someone for everyone. These days, there are probably too many to handle! Think about it: if you don't chat them up, you'll never know.

However, even under the most auspicious of circumstances, very likely nothing will happen unless you catch your quarry's attention and give them an opening they can fall through. They are probably too bashful or self- conscious to start the ball rolling themselves unless they were drunk out of their little minds. That is why you need to figure out some attention-catching, enticing, come hither pickup lines that will work for you and then start practicing them along with the appropriate accompanying body language until you start enjoying some sustained success. Here are some items of interest to ponder.

I once knew a fellow who was an airline pilot who found himself spending way too many nights in some out of the way berg all by his lonesome. One day, he confided to me, "If you want to get laid, just go visit the nearest Baptist Church, and you won't be able to avoid it." Some of the most lonely and therefore hottest, most wanton women and men in the world hang around churches, hoping to meet the love of their little lives and get soundly laid. They figure that God will send them just what they need, and they are right!

Once there were two sailors. One was an American and the other, a Frenchman. The windy evening found both standing on a street corner in Paris with their hands stuffed deeply in their P coat pockets. Soon, a red headed gal walked by, and the Frenchman spoke to her, asking a singular question: "Tickle your ass with a feather?" She turned up her nose in contempt, and before walking on, asked, "What did you say?" "He said it looks like we are in for some weather!" Shortly after, a brunette walked by, and again the Frenchman posed his question: "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The brunette grew angry and slapped the French sailor before stomping off uttering curses.

The American watching all of this finally said to the Frenchman, "I'll bet you get hit a lot!" The Frenchman grinned and answered: "Yes I do, but I get a lot of pussy!" Then pretty soon, a blond walked by, and the Frenchman said unto her: "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The good-looking blond smiled, took the French sailor by the arm and answered: "Yeah, let's get a bottle of wine and go up to my place." The Frenchman looked over his shoulder and knowingly grinned as he and the blond walked away arm in arm in the yellow light of the rising moon.

As always, persistence pays off. Read that, "Playing the numbers brings results." But right now, we are still working on pick up lines that might just work for you. Of course, with experience, you will learn many pickup lines, fine-honed to particular situations which you might encounter. For example, depending on what you are looking for and where you are at, you will select from your verbal arsenal, the correct line to capture the attention of your intended quarry. Remember there are all kinds of people with different interests and intentions. To elucidate this fact, check out these scenarios:

It's a cold night, and you are lurking in a bus station of a big town looking for a likely prospect (this goes on every day). You see a gorgeous prospect who has obviously just got of a bus. She is looking kind of lost and alone, a mite bewildered and unsure of herself. She holds a single suitcase in her left hand and furtively glances about trying to figure out what to do or where to go next.

You saunter up to her kinda casual like, maybe with a toothpick in the side of your mouth looking a mite on the tough side and say to her: "Hey bitch, you got a smoke?" Now, one of three things are going to happen. She is either going to tell you to fuck off, run like hell or make some excuse as to why she doesn't have a cigarette. In the first case, you strike out, so leave her alone. In the second case, she might seek assistance from a cop or bystander. In the latter case, however, she is blown away and at a loss, so you tell her, "That's OK, no problem." Then you ask her as you take her by the arm, "This is a big town, you got a place to stay?" She probably doesn't, but if she does, you tell her that you have a better one and you'll take her to it. The rest is up to you, but the idea is you start being nice, but not too nice to her. Feed her and continue to make decisions for her until you gain her trust. After that, it's up to you.

OK, so you are in a public place and you spot a good looking prospect who has a watch on their wrist. Put your watch in your pocket, walk up to her and ask her the time. She'll most likely read it off to you. You say "thanks, Hon. Then stand back and say to her, Wow! Did you know you are very attractive?" while looking deeply into her eyes. You say, "lets get a cup of coffee or something and talk for a while, I'd like to get to know you." If she gets offended, say, "Sorry, but I still think you are pretty nice." Then slowly turn and start to walk away kinda dejected like, but not too fast. Giver her time to think over your proposition. After a few steps, turn back to her and say, "Well, can I at least have your phone number so I can call you later?" That may push her one way or the other. "Well, how about your email address?" She may give you that or say, "What the Hell" Let's get that cup of coffee." There are lots of possibilities.

On the other hand, should a good-looking prospect walk up to you and ask for the time, do the same, as you have a golden opportunity on your hands. Tell her the time and then looking surprised, say, "Oh my goodness! I had a dream the other night that this was going to happen! Is your name Ashley?" "Well, that's close. What's your sign? "I should have known! Let's get to know each other over a cup of coffee or something…" "No time? Oh well, then can I have your phone number so we can get together later?" and so on.

Once, I walked into a store a few moments before closing time, saw a good looking prospect standing behind the checkout counter and said unto her, "Hey Momma, what's happening? You lookin' good! Want to get a bottle of wine and have a good time?" Damn, if she didn't! After locking up the store, we did the town, winding up at her place with that bottle of wine." A lot can happen in those first few seconds of meeting! The Mystics say, "You'll know more about your friends in the first second of meeting than you will about your acquaintances after years of rubbing elbows."

There is something magic that can happen between potential lovers the instant their eyes meet. Start paying attention! You can see it in their eyes, and the smile that comes to their face. If you can be open and responsive and approach them at that instant, the chances are that you'll connect. You might want to think about what you are going to say to this person when they appear so you can practice delivering your line with some degree of success. Be a better actor! Wouldn't it be a shame to run into this "love of your life" and find yourself not knowing what to say? This is important, as they might be your soul mate! You don't want to let them slip by, so get ready to act in a positive manner. How about saying, "I've been missing you. Where have you been?" "Don't you feel it? We've been together before!" "Are you as beautiful inside as you are outside?" "Be still, my heart!" "Where have you been hiding?" "I'd been hoping we'd meet soon." These lines will work in a myriad of situations.

For instance, someone introduces you to a potential partner at a party. She makes your heart beat faster. The friend says, "Joe, this is Mary." You say, "Hi Mary, I'd been hoping we'd meet soon." After she answers, carry on with a complement, a question or an invitation. Don't just let it drop. "Are you as beautiful inside as you are outside?" Take her by the arm, lead her off and say, "Let's have a cup of coffee or something so we can talk and get to know one another better." "I know a great little coffee shop that has the best chocolate silk pie." Just keep a gentle pressure on her arm and lead her away. If she balks or begs off, then ask for her phone number so you can talk to her later.

See, just like in closing business deals or in sports, you must follow through if you want to win whatever game you are playing. Once you get up to speed, you'll find that you will average success in about one out of five tries. A polished expert might score two out of five. A celebrity might do better, but rarely will anyone score a full house. Many players may start out well with an attention capturing line, but fail to follow through in pushing their marker a little further across the board with each exchange. Like in a ball game, one side plays the ball and then the other, back and forth.

This is called interaction, and the better you become at interacting and moving your marker to the other side of the board, the more successful you will become at getting laid and more. In establishing a relationship, every time the other person speaks or acts, new information surfaces, and the game changes. You must interpret and send compatible information back in order to stay in the game. All's fair in love and war, so, practice various scenarios until you can carry the ball clear across the court! Your new prospect might be attracted to or even smitten with you, but they still need to learn more about you and how you act and react. In other words, they know what you are, but they want to learn who you are. That is the reason for interaction. If you don't follow through, then the game is over.

Want To Beat The System?

Want to call your lover cheap? We have about the lowest cost
International phone cards on the Internet. You can call all
over the Continental US for little or nothing. How about
cybersexing for an hour for around a buck? Ho, Ho, Ho,
that's a pretty cheap date! No more high phone bills!
Check Out our Affordable Phone Cards,
and get instant gratification!