Am I a Satanist?
by Nate Leved
of Church Lucifer

Most everyone is a Satanist if only they would admit it. Sure, there are some hopeless slaves, but then we can't have all Chiefs and no Indians, now can we? Don't kid yourself, if you are reading this you are either a died in the wool Satanist or thinking about becoming one.

What is a Satanist? That's easy! A Satanist is someone who has awakened and realized that they are not a victim or a fool! They are fed up with lies and stupidity. They don't want to turn the other cheek, and they enjoy getting even. When a Xtian preacher says "You are going to Hell," they thrill at the adventure.

Instead of begging for mercy from Jesus, they think about kicking his butt and extracting revenge for all the damage he and his misbegotten people have done to our people over the last age. Satanists are freedom fighters and are sick of limitation, repression and restriction! They know it's payback time!

Like a wolf, surveying a herd of sheep, Satanists sense weak and sick animals and recognize that change is in the wind. They instinctively know that the restoration is near! More important, Satanists rejoice in the knowing that it's beginning!

Satanists are aware! They are sensitive to their environment and the people who can affect them. They listen to every word and ponder every action, reacting not until they know exactly what is taking place around them. Sometimes, that only takes a heartbeat to figure out.

Satanists are strategists! That means, unlike grazing sheep that take what comes, Satanists are aware and plot and plan their every word and action to their advantage. They hold their silence when it favors them and speak out when it is to their advantage. Whatever the case, they make their words and actions count. Always mislead your enemies when and where possible, as there is no profit in being a victim.

Satanists practice self control! While others live haphazardly or by whim, Satanists think things through and seek the high road that ends in better outcomes for themselves and their own people. They often choose the path less traveled as it better suits them and their needs. Satanists never give an inch unless it benefits them in some other way- give an inch and take a mile. "He who laughs last, laughs best!"

Satanists are not victims! They develop an aura of strength and develop a defensive posture that sends a message to potential predators, making them think twice about messing with them. A monkey doesn't attack a lion! Moreover, Satanists quickly let people know that it would be dangerous to trifle with them on any level. Satanists don't take abuse from anyone and quickly turn the tables on their adversaries.

Satanists plan defensive strategies. While the sheep are busy falling into pitfalls and traps set by their adversaries, Satanists find ways around such inconveniences. For example, many municipalities are setting up photo radar camera traps along busily traveled streets in hopes of catching traffic offenders. These traps exhibit no judgement or mercy. They are strictly an impersonal revenue generating device that works against everyone.

Satanists won't put up with that or any other indignity. They either make or buy photo radar plate covers to thwart such adversarial efforts. A defensive license plate cover is simply a piece of clear Plexiglas or Lexan that covers their license plate. The trick is that a strip of 30% smoke window tint is applied to the back of the plate cover so the reflection of the strobe light obliterates the numbers. All the camera captures is a burst of reflected light. Believe me, they work. All it takes is a little thought to avoid becoming a victim.

Spy Headquarters sell such plate covers for about twenty bucks. That small investment can save Satanists hundreds of dollars in bogus fines and increased insurance rates. We don't love Jesus, so we have no reason to allow ourselves to become victims.

Satanists are intelligent! They do not accept anything at face value, but instead look for the underlying reasons. They always follow the money trail and ask, who, what, when, where and why! Moreover, they look for ways around obstacles in their paths, and turn defeat to triumph. "There is no such thing as a problem that can't be turned to an advantage." In this case, due to the advent of Photo Radar Traps, the cops don't watch traffic near as much as they once did- Heh, heh! One cancels the other.

Satanists do not love their enemies! Neither will they tolerate them. Like a lion stalking a herd, they look for weakness and then capitalize upon it to their advantage. They deal with "Grand Tyrants" by turning public opinion against them and "Petit Tyrants" by the most appropriate method. There is always a way if you look for it. "A little herb in the wine, always does the job just fine! Mary thought she had the flu, but in three days, her life was through.

Satanists are secretive! They never let the right hand know what the left hand is doing. Also, they never admit to anything. Of course, seldom are Satanists subjected to any such questioning as they tend to bide their time and operate from a distance where their activities cannot be connected with them. Only a fool reacts to emotional circumstances. Never give up your advantage.

Satanists are Stealthy! Why leave a wake? The Xtian Bible teaches stealth and trickery so what the Hell? Also, consider that our Government and their minions use stealth procedures and equipment, so why shouldn't we? What is good for the goose is good for the gander! Just like crossing a street, look right, left and right again before crossing. It's a good idea to look up and behind you too. Most people are caught in the act because they are not careful to make sure no one is looking or listening.

Satanists guard their words! Many people have lost the game because of revealing too much of their intentions by loose words. Like they used to say in WWII, loose lips sink ships! Always think first before shooting off your mouth! No advantage is gained by giving away your plots! If you don't voice your plans, no one will be able to thwart them.

Satanists do not trust! Trusting anyone or anything is akin to being stupid. You better believe that your best friend or mother would sell you out to save their own butt or for a few bucks. Trust no one! Most Xtians would sell you out just to be righteous! All some authority figure has to do is rattle their cage a little, and they sing like canaries. Never confide in anyone- not even a partner, as they would sell you out faster than anyone else to save their own skin.

Satanists are wary of relationships! Seeing how that seldom do relationships last, they figure it is stupid to invest their heart and soul into one of them. Instead, they laugh and play and enjoy all the benefits, but they never invest more than five percent of their tender parts into one of them. Moreover, when a relationship ends, they dust off that five percent and recycle it. Becoming aware will reveal the truth in this statement. There is only one worthwhile relationship, and that is with Satan Himself!

Satanists work at being better actors! They never let on what they are thinking and have no compunction about misleading their enemies, adversaries or competitors, letting them think they are safe. Satanists let time and events work for them and strike later when enough water has run under the bridge to separate them from the fact. Like good script writers, they plot and plan their enemies out of existence and then privately gloat over their demise. Always throw out a sacrificial fox for the dogs to chase! Develop the fine points of saying one thing while doing another.

Satanists find no problem with becoming rich, successful, happy and prosperous, and will do what they must to achieve their goals. They manipulate events to their advantage and then reap the harvest, never letting anyone know what they have done. "It is possible to work away from your work and still be successful!" Never boast of your triumphs, and never gloat in public. That makes the sheep nervous and sometimes wary.

A Satanist practices magic, but keeps it to him or herself. To let anyone know what they are doing is to lose the advantage. Moreover, a wise Satanist helps such magic along by setting up events and circumstances that will be beneficial to satisfactory outcomes. "Winning at the game of life is a direct goal of all Satanists!" It is also well to lull your enemies to sleep!

More important, Satanism is an affair of the heart, and Satanists seek their Dark Lord and revel in His presence. They couldn't be happy being anything else, as they are what they are. Still, there are those who are born into the Family of Satan and are just waiting to discover it. We are here to help them find their way and become as gods.

Does the above thinking make sense to you? Well, if it does, then your are probably a Satanist. That being the case, it would be well to study the Seven Scrolls on the Church Lucifer page and learn the ropes. Why reinvent the wheel? The wisdom and knowledge of the ages are there waiting for you to learn and do and teach! Give yourself the advantage and study the Scrolls!



Hail Satan! I wish you well!

Leved










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